Duck Joke
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This is my absolute favorite joke in the world. It's incredibly stupid, and it's only funny if you tell it to someone. I dare you to say it to somebody and keep a strait face.
Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common?
A: They both have wheels..except the duck!
(I've gotten some fairly scary answers to that, too..)
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common?
A: They both have wheels..except the duck!
(I've gotten some fairly scary answers to that, too..)
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
Just thought I'd let you know I stole your joke and used it last night. Alot of different reactions.
Thanks!
Thanks!
Surrealistic- You know:
"You are sailing down the freeway on your yacht, and the wings fall off. How many fish does it take to change the light bulb?"
"NONE! Because ice cream has no bones!!"
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Scotty, the native aliens here ARE friendly...
"You are sailing down the freeway on your yacht, and the wings fall off. How many fish does it take to change the light bulb?"
"NONE! Because ice cream has no bones!!"
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Scotty, the native aliens here ARE friendly...
God, that was awful. I love it
Not many things make me crack up at work, but that did
AAA - what were the reactions?
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
AAA - what were the reactions?
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
Well, you could write your thesis with this one.
Some just did'nt get it.
Some thought is was funny or funny & stupid.
Some thought is was the worse joke they ever heard.
One or two thought I should be axed.
And one said I made him horney. (?)
You know they have a different humor out here on the west coast then we had back in Ohio. I have only heard one funny joke told since I moved here.
You know they have a different humor out here on the west coast then we had back in Ohio. I have only heard one funny joke told since I moved here.
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What is storytime called when you read to ducklings?
Ducktales.
Ducktales.
