*In honor of my dh going back for another degree.
Two rednecks go to be counselled as to which classes they need to enroll in.
#1 redneck goes into the office & is told he needs to take math, science & logic.
#1RN) "Math. Science. And Logic? What's logic?
Coun) "Well, let's see if I can explain this to you. Do you have a weedeater?"
#1RN) "yes"
Coun) "Then you prob have a yard.?"
#1RN) "yeap"
Coun) "If you have a yard you prob have a house.?"
#1RN) "yeap, got a house."
Coun) "Well, if you have a house you are prob married.?"
#1RN) "yeap, I'm married."
Coun) "Since your married, I'd say your a heterosexual."
#1RN) "Oh, I think I got it now!"
Out in the hall his friend asks him about the classes.
#1RN) "I have to take math, science and logic."
#2RN) "Logic? What's logic?"
#1RN) "Let me explain this to you. Do you have a weedeater?"
#2RN) "No."
#1RN) F*g**t!
[Forgive me!]
Two rednecks go to be counselled as to which classes they need to enroll in.
#1 redneck goes into the office & is told he needs to take math, science & logic.
#1RN) "Math. Science. And Logic? What's logic?
Coun) "Well, let's see if I can explain this to you. Do you have a weedeater?"
#1RN) "yes"
Coun) "Then you prob have a yard.?"
#1RN) "yeap"
Coun) "If you have a yard you prob have a house.?"
#1RN) "yeap, got a house."
Coun) "Well, if you have a house you are prob married.?"
#1RN) "yeap, I'm married."
Coun) "Since your married, I'd say your a heterosexual."
#1RN) "Oh, I think I got it now!"
Out in the hall his friend asks him about the classes.
#1RN) "I have to take math, science and logic."
#2RN) "Logic? What's logic?"
#1RN) "Let me explain this to you. Do you have a weedeater?"
#2RN) "No."
#1RN) F*g**t!
[Forgive me!]
