"Eight megs of RAM? Are we living in the stone ages here, or what?"
"We don't approve of your slow 14.4k modem. That means it will take at least an hour to send all of your serial numbers to Bill Gates..."
"Microsoft usability labs reports that 99% of people can't tell the difference between the 16 and 32 bit code I'm written with..."
"Hmmm...let me see...it looks as if we have drivers for every CD-ROM in existence...except yours!"
"3 gigs of hard drive space left on drive C:...okay, looks like we can do a minimum installation."
"New hardware detected! errr...Old hardware detected!"
"Entering phase II of Win'95 install: Please wait while your computer shuts down...permanently."
"Virus detected! Oh, whoops! That's just the MSN code...
"
"Activate Mail Censor? This option prevents you from sending mail containing four letter words to internet addresses at microsoft.com"
Number 10
If you think this is fun, wait until the $200 bug fix upgrade coming in Q1 1996!"
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<font color="#000000">[Edited by Masterchief on August 10, 2000 (edited 1 time)]</font>
"We don't approve of your slow 14.4k modem. That means it will take at least an hour to send all of your serial numbers to Bill Gates..."
"Microsoft usability labs reports that 99% of people can't tell the difference between the 16 and 32 bit code I'm written with..."
"Hmmm...let me see...it looks as if we have drivers for every CD-ROM in existence...except yours!"
"3 gigs of hard drive space left on drive C:...okay, looks like we can do a minimum installation."
"New hardware detected! errr...Old hardware detected!"
"Entering phase II of Win'95 install: Please wait while your computer shuts down...permanently."
"Virus detected! Oh, whoops! That's just the MSN code...
"Activate Mail Censor? This option prevents you from sending mail containing four letter words to internet addresses at microsoft.com"
Number 10
If you think this is fun, wait until the $200 bug fix upgrade coming in Q1 1996!"
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<font color="#000000">[Edited by Masterchief on August 10, 2000 (edited 1 time)]</font>
