OT: They're on to us!

[Bones]

Thought my fellow Aliens would get a kick out of my Motley Fool's latest Top 5 List:

Top Five Signs Your Broker Might Be an Alien

How can you tell if your broker is from another planet? Here are the top five signs he might be an alien...

5. Keeps pitching "a great little Zyntonium mining company on Altaric 6."

4. Blames his lousy stock picks on "this darn gravity you guys have."

3. Refers to his firm as "The Collective."

2. "Real-time quotes" access requires small installation into the back of your neck.

And the number one sign your broker might be an alien...

Those pesky after-hours abductions

 

[Alien]

...moving to water cooler...

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Alien - Administrator / Owner
["Everything was true. God was an alien. Oz really is over the
rainbow. ...and Midian is where the monsters live." -Nightbreed]

 

[spidergoolash]

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"it's easier to stay out than get out"