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Let's Play : What's My Line.................
Okay, this is not my *real* job but the gig I perform on Saturday night.
Want to play what's my line??
1 hint) It's HOKEY.
AaA, how do you play? I've never played before...
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My knob tastes funny.
Just ask questions that I can answer yes or no too.
example: Do you wear a uniform?
Come on, once you guys find out what it is I'm sure I'll take a beating but we'll all have a good laugh too.
okay....
Do you wear a uniform?
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"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too."
- Samuel Butler
Does the job involve an audience?
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spidergoolash: "heh, a cup of diesel dan - mwahhha"
me: "heh, a cup of me is like a cup of heaven!"
Do you take requests?
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My knob tastes funny.
Are you a magician?
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"The more I know the less I understand"
are you...gulp...a clown?
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En fuego, bebe.
No
No
No (I'm sure some people think so though)
hmm is it something that requires you to speak?
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"I've been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding..."
LOVE ME LOVE MY DOG
Do you play and instrument? Do you get tips?
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En fuego, bebe.
Are you a stand-up comic?
Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Even better! Are you a mime?
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
<font color="#000000">[Edited by mthrlangl on September 15, 2000 (edited
1 time)]</font>
Does the job involve entertainment at all?
Is the job serious?
Will you go out with me? oops wrong question
Are you a singer?
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ah-HA - i see we're misbehaving AGAIN tonite eh, BOONE
misbehaving...who me? (Boone attempts to look all innocent)
Are you a wedding singer/dj?
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My knob tastes funny.
Nope
[Next time I guess you'll be ready for another hint.]
Ok...Here is what we have.
Involves an audience.
Involves speaking.
Involves entertainment.
Doesn't involve a uniform, taking requests, being a magician, or being a clown. The public entertainer doesn't sing at weddings, sing, or dj. Also is not serious.
So....with that all said, does your job involve humor?
Are you able to see your audience?
Does your audience hear the words you say?
Does your audience read the words you say?
<font color="#000000">[Edited by JHowse on September 16, 2000 (edited 1 time)]</font>
no- only when I choose to throw it in
yes - can see them
yes - they hear me
no/yes - not sure how to answer that one (sorry)
But, I'll give you a hint.
Hint #2- It takes balls to do this.