Johnny Cochran is duck hunting, and he shoots a duck. When the duck falls to earth, it falls on the other side of a fence. Mr. Cochran climbs the fence to retrieve his prey, and he get's confronted by a farmer.
The farmer asks, "What are you doing?"
Cochran replies, "I shot this duck, and I'm getting it. I'll be off your property shortly."
The farmer says, "My property, my duck."
Cochran says, "Obviously you don't know who I am. I'm Johnny Cochran. I got OJ Simpson acquitted of a double murder. I'm one of the highest paid attorneys in the country, and I'll sue you for everything you own. This will be my farm AND my duck."
The farmer just laughs, and says, "That may go well for you in California, but out here in the country, we don't put much stock in courtrooms, lawsuits, and the like. We have a '3-Kick Law'."
"3-Kick Law? I've never heard of that," Cochran states.
"I kick you 3 times, you kick me three times, back and forth until one of us gives up. If you give up, you lose the duck."
Cochran eyes the old farmer up and down thinking, "I can take him," so he says, "I'll go for your 3-Kick Rule, then."
Cochran no more than gets the words out of his mouth, and the old farmer kicks him so hard in the groin that he falls to the ground purging the contents of his stomach. Cochran lays there thinking the pain in his genitals will never go away, and as he struggles to get up, the old farmer kicks him in the mouth and nose so hard that he's flipped over on his back. Cochran just lays there for a few minutes with blood gurgling from his mouth and nose. As the pain from his genitals, and from his face starts to subside, he struggles to his knees, and the farmer kicks him in the ribs so hard that Cochran is flat on his back again, and every breath feels like a knife is being wedged between his ribs.
After several minutes, he regains control of the searing pain in his genitals, face, and ribs, and he finally struggles to his feet. He looks at the farmer and says, "MY TURN!"
The old farmer just smiles at Cochran and says, "I give up. You can have the duck."
Ski Bum
<font color="#000000">[Edited by Ski Bum on July 22, 2000 (edited 1 time)]</font>
