In honor of Mastercheif

[Diesel]

Since he watched his first full baseball game last night, this joke is in honor of Mastercheif (see this thread )

An Irish man went to his first American baseball game. As the first batter made a hit, fans jumped up yelling, "RUN! RUN!"
The Irish man jumped up as well yelling, "Run, laddie! Run laddie!"

The next batter got up and made his hit. The fans again cheered, "RUN! RUN!"

The Irish man jumped up yelling "Run laddie! Run laddie!"

The third batter got up got ball 1...ball 2...ball 3...ball 4.....The umpire yelled "Take your base!"

The batter jogged to the base.

The Irish man jumped up an yelled "Run laddie! Run laddie!"

Another fan looked at him and said, "He does not need to run, he has 4 balls!"

The Irish man's jaw dropped, and turned and said, "Walk with pride, lad! Walk with pride!"

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[Masterchief]

Nice Joke
Reminds me of all the "paddy irishman" jokes.

thanks

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[Masterchief]

Here is a few Irish Jokes which I think are funny, but be warned it takes a little while to understand them so concentrate!

Paddy was in America. He was patiently waiting, and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing.
The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, "Okay pedestrians". Then he'd allow the traffic to pass. He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk.
After the cop had shouted "Pedestrians" for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, "Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?"

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Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America. He went on a bus tour and traveled for hours and hours through desert country and oil fields.
Murphy said, "Where are we now?"
The guide said, "We're in the great state of Texas."
"It's a big place," said Murphy.
The guide said, "It's so big, that your County Kerry would fit into the smallest corner of it."
And Murphy said, "Yes, and wouldn't it do wonders for it!"


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[Masterchief]

Dr. Oliver Gogarty had a way of testing his patients about his diagnoses.
When he was once consulted by a man who thought he was going deaf, the good doctor told him, "This is a case of excessive nervousness showing it psychosomatic form of deafness. Now I happen to know that gambling, alcohol and sex stimulate a majority of people.
"Ah, now, what are you drivin' at, doc?"
"You'll have to," said Dr. Gogarty, "give up poker, whiskey and sex."
"Are you crazy, doctor," bellowed the patient. "just for a little hearing??"

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[Masterchief]

This is a funny one!

It's revolutionary Paris, 1789, and three spies from across the channel are about to be guillotined.
"Do you want to be executed on your back or your front?" the executioner asked Smith. "On my back," said Smith. "I'm not afraid of death."
So Smith laid on his back under the knife. The executioner pulled the lever. Schlick!...and the knife jammed. Smith was reprieved because no man can be sentenced to death twice.
Hoskins was next. He too chose to face the knife. Again the blade jammed, and Hoskins was reprieved.
Murphy was third. "Back or front?'
"If it's good enough for Smith and Hoskins, it's good enough for me," and so Murphy was laid on his back under the blade.
"Begorrah!" he said. "Just a minute. I think I can see why it jams."
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Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was understood that whoever wanted to quit should say "Enough." Casey got Riley down and was hammering him unmercifully when Riley called out several times, "Enough!"
As Casey paid no attention, but kept on administering punishment, a bystander said, "Why don't you let him up? Don't you hear him say that he's had enough?"
"I do," says Casey, "but he's such a liar, you can't believe him."

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[liltaz]

those are pretty good...I like the pedestrian one best.