A New Yorker, a Brit and a French man get stranded on an island where they are discovered by cannibals. The chief tells them "Well, the bad news is that you're going to die, we will eat you, and we'll then use your skin to build a canoe. But the good news is that you get to choose how you will die."
The French man says, "I vill take zee sword." He is handed a sword and shouts, "Viva la France!" just as he stabs himself in the heart.
The Englishman says, "I will go by pistol." He is handed a pistol, holds it to his head, and says, "Long live the Queen!" as he pulls the trigger.
The New Yorker steps up and says, "I'll take a fork." The cannibal chief looks around in confusion and finally hands the man a fork. The New Yorker then begins repeatedly jabbing himself all over his body with the fork, blood dripping everywhere. While he stands there, slowly bleeding to death, the New Yorker quips, "So much for your f**king canoe you f**ks!!"
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"Should I call you Logan, WeaponX?"
The French man says, "I vill take zee sword." He is handed a sword and shouts, "Viva la France!" just as he stabs himself in the heart.
The Englishman says, "I will go by pistol." He is handed a pistol, holds it to his head, and says, "Long live the Queen!" as he pulls the trigger.
The New Yorker steps up and says, "I'll take a fork." The cannibal chief looks around in confusion and finally hands the man a fork. The New Yorker then begins repeatedly jabbing himself all over his body with the fork, blood dripping everywhere. While he stands there, slowly bleeding to death, the New Yorker quips, "So much for your f**king canoe you f**ks!!"
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"Should I call you Logan, WeaponX?"
