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There are 3 nuns and a mother superior. The mother superior
tells the 3 nuns before they can receive their saint name and that they
had one final test. She told them to go commit one sin so that they would
not have urges to be bad.
After the 3 nuns return, the mother superior says, "Did you
commit your
sins?" They all shake their headsyes. The first 2 nuns are
crying, the 3rd is giggling.
The mother superior says to the first one, "What sin did
you commit child?" The first nun answers with tears in her eyes. "I
was just rotten, I picked flowers from someone's garden."
The mother superior says, Go drink the holy water and it will
be alright,"
The 3rd nun is dancing around in laughter.
The mother superior asks the 2nd one. Her whole body is
shaking and she is crying. "I stole candy from a baby."
The mother superior says, "My child drink the holy water and
you are forgiven.
The 3rd nun falls on the floor hysterically laughing.
The mother superior is disgusted and asks, "What are you laughing at?"
The 3rd nun is barely able to answer through her tears of
laughter
"I peed in the Holy water."
tells the 3 nuns before they can receive their saint name and that they
had one final test. She told them to go commit one sin so that they would
not have urges to be bad.
After the 3 nuns return, the mother superior says, "Did you
commit your
sins?" They all shake their headsyes. The first 2 nuns are
crying, the 3rd is giggling.
The mother superior says to the first one, "What sin did
you commit child?" The first nun answers with tears in her eyes. "I
was just rotten, I picked flowers from someone's garden."
The mother superior says, Go drink the holy water and it will
be alright,"
The 3rd nun is dancing around in laughter.
The mother superior asks the 2nd one. Her whole body is
shaking and she is crying. "I stole candy from a baby."
The mother superior says, "My child drink the holy water and
you are forgiven.
The 3rd nun falls on the floor hysterically laughing.
The mother superior is disgusted and asks, "What are you laughing at?"
The 3rd nun is barely able to answer through her tears of
laughter
"I peed in the Holy water."